3/10
A movie that exists
25 August 2019
Warning: Spoilers
You can probably ignore the rating that I'm giving this movie, and you can go see it anyway. Of course this is assuming that you enjoy scenes where they stretch out the joke for about 20 seconds long in the scene and make it unfunny, actors that aren't actually trying half the time, twist villains that have beyond poor execution, annoying characters, and disgusting CGI. Do you like long awkward scenes where the characters stare at nothing? Well if you do it's your lucky day because the director decided to jam around 10 of those in the movie! Oops, I almost forgot to mention how the character development doesn't exist and basically amounts to the characters saying "We're friends now," at some point during the movie. A third of the cast is good but the other two thirds are not. Also Boots looks like an eldritch abomination I seriously don't know who green-lighted this design.

You should probably wait until this becomes available at home. At least there you won't get interrupted by the 15 year old girls two rows in the back singing along or the 6 year old loudly explaining the joke to his mother directly after the scene ends.
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