Easy A (2010)
Stanley Tucci: Dill
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Quotes
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Chip : [to Olive] I like the pants.
Olive Penderghast : Thank you. They're Costco. You can have them when you get taller.
Chip : I'm never gonna go through puberty.
Rosemary : Course you will. But we're a family of late bloomers. I didn't until I was 14. Nor did Olive.
Chip : Why does that matter? I'm adopted.
Dill : [pretending to be freaking out] What? Oh my God! Who told you? Guys, we were going to do this at the right time.
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Rosemary : Not to mention how you have been dressing these past few days. No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper.
Olive Penderghast : Mom!
Dill : [to Olive] A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes.
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Dill : [walking into Olive's bedroom while she is sewing red "A" s on her clothing] Is everything all right? It sounds like you're having sex in here, which I know can't be true due to the fact that you have a homosexual boyfriend.
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Dill : The family member of the week gets to pick the movie.
Olive Penderghast : [to Rosemary] You get family member of the week every week.
Rosemary : And there's a reason for that.
Olive Penderghast : Yeah, you pick family member of the week!
Rosemary : [with phony innocence] Are you accusing me of nepotism?
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Dill : [to his adopted son] Where are you from originally?
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Dill : After we watch "The Bucket List," remember to cross "watch 'The Bucket List'" off our bucket list.
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Rosemary : What's going on, honey? Why do you want us to "take a bullet" if anyone asks if you were here all weekend?
Olive Penderghast : Oh, it's nothing. Just the rumor mill.
Rosemary : What's the rumor mill churning out these days? Anything interesting?
Olive Penderghast : You know, not really. Not really. Its a little low on grist.
Dill : Oh, clever wordplay. I like it very much. You must be related to me.
Olive Penderghast : Only by marriage.
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Dill : I'd take a bullet for you, you know that. Right between the eyes. I would slit my throat rather than say something to someone that you didn't want me to say!
Olive Penderghast : That's not necessary, Dad, but that is comforting.
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Dill : [pretend punishment] Yeah, no dating.
Rosemary : No dating.
Dill : No dating for you, young lady.
Olive Penderghast : Ooh, I think my complete lack of allure already kinda shot that horse in the face.