I knew this one was going to be a stinker by the first few minutes. A group of soldiers are walking through enemy territory when a badly animated rocket flies past them and actually changes trajectory before exploding. Shortly after, a German soldier is listening to orders given to him in German and he responds with "Copy that"... in English! The minute the I saw the "Krampus" summoned by a German commander appear as if it was a poorly projected floating visage, I was already going to stop watching. Morbid curiosity made me fast forward through the rest of the movie, and I was right. It is a horrible movie, the special effects look like a highschool A/V club made it, and the acting was so laughable I actually felt bad for whoever attached their name to this dumpster fire. Who in their right mind would think that a Damien from "The Omen" mixed with silent & brooding Gladiator was a good idea? Seek a new line of work because after watching your movie, you owe the audience money.
Review of Krampus: Origins
