War on Everyone (2016)
Alexander Skarsgård: Det. Terry Monroe
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Quotes
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Bob Bolaño : They have something called a Blue Lagoon here. It's a hot spa. It's outdoors.
Terry Monroe : It's probably full of sweaty Europeans with bad teeth fucking each other. You'd be swimming around in jizz. European jizz. That's one of the first movies I ever saw, actually.
Bob Bolaño : European Jizz?
Terry Monroe : The Blue Lagoon.
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Terry Monroe : Hey Bob, what's the plan for finding Reggie? It's going to be tough tracking him down without anything to go on. Isn't it?
Bob Bolaño : Well, he's black. How many fucking black people do you think there are in Iceland? We'll just stand around here and keep our eyes open.
Terry Monroe : That's not much of a plan, Bob. You don't think we should...
Bob Bolaño : There he is.
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Terry Monroe : You should see the other guy. He's totally unscathed.
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[first lines]
Bob Bolaño : I've always wondered if you hit a mime, does he make a sound?
Terry Monroe : [mime thuds and rolls over their car] Well, now you know.
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Bob Bolaño : I've never killed anybody before.
Terry Monroe : Well neither have I.
Bob Bolaño : You know what they say - always be open to new experiences.
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Bob Bolaño : Why don't we just throw him off the roof?
Terry Monroe : Huh?
Bob Bolaño : I'm kidding. It's a bad joke.
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Terry Monroe : [to Swat after they use excessive force on some defenceless criminals] Well... at least this time they were white
Terry Monroe : [Chasing someone while beating his arms like wings] Oh no... come back here you little bastard
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Bob Bolaño : I guess some people's ambitions go beyond selling toasters, you know?
Reggie X : Okay, you know what? You don't even know the whole level I'm on. These were designer fucking stolen toasters.
Bob Bolaño : Oh, oh.
Reggie X : Yes, yes. This big fucking shit, man. Moschino, shit like that.
Bob Bolaño : Oh, fancy shit.
Reggie X : Yeah, fancy fucking shit, yeah!
Bob Bolaño : Okay, okay.
Reggie X : Moschino shit, man!
Terry Monroe : Moschino made fucking toasters?
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Terry Monroe : Like I always say, Bob, if it ain't broke... break it
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Lt. Gerry Stanton : Welcome back boys. How did we enjoy our sabbatical?
Bob Bolaño : It was very pleasant. It was very relaxing. I masturbated a lot.
Lt. Gerry Stanton : Enforced sabbatical, I should have said.
Terry Monroe : What's a sabbatical?
Lt. Gerry Stanton : Okay. So, Laurel and Hardy here, huh? Tweedledum and Tweedledee.
Bob Bolaño : Siegfried and Roy. Sacco and Vanzetti. Abelard and Heloise.
Terry Monroe : Is this a quiz?
Lt. Gerry Stanton : No, it's not a quiz. This is your last chance, okay?
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Lt. Gerry Stanton : You'd be out on your asses already, frankly, if the powers-that-be could prove some of the rumours I've been hearing.
Bob Bolaño : Yeah, but you know what they say about rumours, though.
Terry Monroe : Rumours are the mothers of invention.
Lt. Gerry Stanton : No, *necessity's* the mother of invention.