Mortal Kombat 1 (2023 Video Game)
Kelly Hu: Li Mei, Madame Bo
Quotes
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Johnny Cage : Li, "Mei" I have this fight?
Li Mei : Ugh! That was criminal, Earthrealmer.
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Li Mei : The law puts Sindel's death at your feet.
General Shao : One more alleged crime I won't be punished for.
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Li Mei : Your misconduct is well documented, sorcerer.
Shang Tsung : But to convict me, you'll have to catch me.
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[after Kung Lao beats Sub-Zero]
Kung Lao : Are you sure you're a grandmaster? Interesting.
Raiden : Kung Lao, over here!
Kung Lao : Madam Bo.
Raiden : She's out cold.
Kung Lao : Oh no. Is she...
Madame Bo : Dead? Not yet.
Kung Lao : Madam Bo, how are you...
Raiden : Kung Lao!
Liu Kang : So, Madam Bo, are they ready?
Madame Bo : A bit thick in the head, perhaps... But they are ready.
Raiden : His eyes are glowing.
Liu Kang : I am Lord Liu Kang, God of Fire and Protector of Earthrealm.
Kung Lao : God? Earthrealm?
Liu Kang : Madam Bo has been preparing you for this moment since you were boys. Today you have proven worthy of joining my champions.
Raiden : This fight was - a test?
Liu Kang : Of your ability and character, yes. Bi-Han, Kuai Liang.
Kung Lao : So these two aren't thugs?
Liu Kang : The Lin Kuei is a centuries-old clan dedicated to Earthrealm's defense.
Raiden : You keep saying Earthrealm. Don't you mean Earth?
Madame Bo : You boys have so much to learn.
Liu Kang : Earth is only part of Earthrealm. Earthrealm itself is one of many realms. Together they comprise the whole of the universe.
Madame Bo : The realms can be fierce, bitter rivals. That's why we need champions to defend ours.
Liu Kang : The time draws near for the grand martial arts tournament between Earthrealm and the realm of Outworld. Held once each century, it allows each realm to demonstrate its strength. While our realms are at peace, there are Outworlders who would prefer us to be at war. Our victory in the tournament will... temper their zeal.
Madame Bo : I've taught you everything I can. You must finish your training with Lord Liu Kang.
Kung Lao : More Training? These two couldn't defeat us.
Sub-Zero : *scoffs*
Madame Bo : *chuckles*
Kung Lao : What?
Madame Bo : They were pulling their punches.
Sub-Zero : Had we not held back, you would not have survived.
Liu Kang : Come. The monks at the Wu Shi Academy await to continue your tutelage.
Kung Lao : I am ready, Lord Liu Kang.
Liu Kang : And you, Raiden?
Raiden : Leave Fengjian? I'm needed here.
Madame Bo : Earthrealm needs you, Raiden. You'll best serve the village by being one of its champions.
Raiden : I understand.
Liu Kang : Excellent. I will join you soon. First, there are other champions I must gather.
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[Liu Kang enters Outworld again, Li Mei and Sun Do Constables are standing in front of him. Li Mei stands forward]
Li Mei : Return home, Lord Liu Kang. I am to let no one pass.
Liu Kang : I must see her Majesty. She must call off her attack on Earthrealm.
Li Mei : Her decision was unwise, but she no longer seeks my counsel. And i doubt she's intrested in yours.
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Li Mei : Who's on second, Cage?
Johnny Cage : No, Who's on first. What's on second!
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[Custom AI Intros]
General Shao : The throne will be mine, Li Mei. You and the Umgadi will not stop me!
Li Mei : I am not failing the royal family again. You're finished, Shao!
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Shang Tsung : A mere constable is no threat to a sorcerer.
Li Mei : You forget I once led the Umgadi.
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Shang Tsung : My hybrids are the next step in Outworld's evolution.
Li Mei : They are crimes against nature.
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Shang Tsung : Come visit my island. You'd enjoy it.
Li Mei : What dark schemes are you plotting, sorcerer?
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[Custom AI Intro Dialogues from Chai Tea]
Johnny Cage : So what's it like being second conjugal?
Li Mei : It's first constable, Cage.
[CLASH]
Sub-Zero (Kuai Lang) : Oh no, not that shit again.
Li Mei : Is this what Tanya was talking about?
Frost : Better leave now, Li Mei.
Johnny Cage : Ok ok, maybe third cardinal is better?
Tanya : Stop pissing her off, Shakespeare!
Johnny Cage : BITCH!
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Peacemaker : Give me a week, and I'll have Sun Do pacified.
Li Mei : Stay out of my city, Peacemaker.
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Peacemaker : Wanna end crime? Kill all the criminals.
Li Mei : How are you such a simpleton?
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[Custom AI Dialogues from Chhai Tea]
Johnny Cage : Nice to see you, fourth cannibal.
Li Mei : Don't make me haul you off to jail, Earthrealmer.
[CLASH]
Sub-Zero (Kuai Lang) : Never piss off a cop.
Li Mei : Tanya told me everything.
Jax Briggs : Seriously Cage, you better stop it now.
Johnny Cage : Alright, alright. I'm deeply sorry, fifth centennial.
Li Mei : ENOUGH!
Johnny Cage : GOTCHA!
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[Custom AI Dialogues from Chhai Tea]
Li Mei : I see why Cage gets on everyone's nerves, Tanya.
Tanya : The Earthrealmer has the IQ of a 5 years old.
[CLASH]
Goro : I just find it hilarious.
Tanya : You better not say another word, Goro!
Sub-Zero (Kuai Lang) : Cage acts like a spoiled child.
Li Mei : I see that.
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Li Mei : Sentenced!