She's Funny That Way (2014)
Kathryn Hahn: Delta Simmons
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Quotes
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Delta Simmons : The gang's all here. Of all the gin joints...
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Delta Simmons : Everybody seems to be confused tonight! Must be the weather.
Frankie : Yeah.
Seth Gilbert : Confusion reigns.
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Delta Simmons : So what is that girl, a hooker? Like the one you came to Nick's with?
Seth Gilbert : Could be. Call girl. Escort.
Delta Simmons : What's the difference? They all escort you in and out of their pants. Men!
Seth Gilbert : Yeah, you're right. We're only good for one thing. So how about some?
Delta Simmons : I'm considering it!
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Delta Simmons : [on the phone] Seth? How about now?
Seth Gilbert : Delta?
Delta Simmons : No, the Queen of Sheba.
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Arnold Albertson : Just stay out of it!
Seth Gilbert : You're the lunatic, chasing dames with a wife like this.
Delta Simmons : It seems all men like chasing dames, Seth.
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Delta Simmons : You love your hookers, too. Just like my husband.
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Delta Simmons : How many women do you think he's done this with? Why does he do this? What is it all about? Do you have any idea what's going on? What is this whole "changed my life" business?
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Delta Simmons : Darling, let me use your bathroom.
Seth Gilbert : My what?
Delta Simmons : Your bathroom.
Seth Gilbert : My bathroom! Well, the, the, the toilet's broken. I need to call them again.
Delta Simmons : I don't need to use your toilet.
Seth Gilbert : You don't need to use my toilet.
Delta Simmons : No, I don't need to use your toilet.
Seth Gilbert : Well, then I guess if you don't need to use the toilet.
Delta Simmons : Please, stop saying toilet!