The Expendables (2010)
Dolph Lundgren: Gunner Jensen
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Quotes
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Barney Ross : What the hell's he doing?
Lee Christmas : Hanging a pirate.
Barney Ross : Don't be ridiculous. Gunner! What are you doing?
Gunnar Jensen : Hanging a pirate!
Toll Road : That's seriously demented.
Yin Yang : This is no good.
Hale Caesar : Not that you'd feel it, but put one in Speed Racer's shoulder.
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Gunnar Jensen : [about to fight Ying Yang] What do you wear, size 3? Bring it, happy feet.
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Gunnar Jensen : Warning shot!
Barney Ross : No!
Gunnar Jensen : [Fires his M79 Grenade Launcher at the pirate and blows him in half] Little low.
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Gunnar Jensen : [Barney has just shot Gunnar after nearly killing Yang] You shot me.
Barney Ross : You were gonna kill him.
Gunnar Jensen : I was only trying to scare him.
Barney Ross : Don't put that on me, you never really liked him.
Gunnar Jensen : [Gasping] Hey, am I dying?
Barney Ross : Shot three inches above the heart.
Gunnar Jensen : [Groans] I'll take that as a yes.
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Gunnar Jensen : Bury me right. And I want a Viking funeral.
Barney Ross : You mean where they put you in a boat and set you on fire, Viking?
Gunnar Jensen : That's right!
Barney Ross : You're night a Viking.
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[after crushing a man's head under his foot]
Gunnar Jensen : Insect!
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Barney Ross : Gunner, last chance. Let him go or we're letting you go.
Gunnar Jensen : It's good to hang pirates. Old Viking custom.
Barney Ross : It isn't an old Viking custom at all.
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James Munroe : First of all, I don't feel comfortable talking business with a giant carrying a shotgun.
The Brit : Pretty boy wouldn't give it up.
Gunnar Jensen : Not if you wanna know where they are.
James Munroe : What do you know?
Gunnar Jensen : I used to be one of them.
James Munroe : Why are you turning on them?
Gunnar Jensen : Lover's quarrel.
James Munroe : We settled on 50.
Gunnar Jensen : No, math whiz. We settle on 100 grand upfront, in my pocket!
Paine : The guy thinks he's a real badass.
Gunnar Jensen : Actually, I'm a horror show.
The Brit : This geezer's a bloody joke.
Gunnar Jensen : Life's a joke, SHITFACE!
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Gunnar Jensen : [Threatening The Brit] If you don't want that Fu Manchu knocked back into the 60's, you'd better keep your gum-chewing trap shut and show some respect!
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Gunnar Jensen : Hey, nice bird!