Photos
Quotes
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Brad Macallam : [referring to his flamingoes] What do you mean by birds? They're my eagles in drag!
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Brad Macallam : [greeting Det. Havenhurst at the crime scene] Razzle them, dazzle them. Razzle dazzle them.
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Brad Macallam : [to the guard at the San Diego Naval Hospital] I would like to visit the sick.
Naval Guard : [confused] Sir, who... who would you like to visit?
Brad Macallam : The sick. The sick in general.
Naval Guard : Oh, the General? Uh, well I'm not certain if he's in.
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Brad Macallam : [Advancing towards his mother] Kill me. Kill me now before it happens.
[Screams]
Brad Macallam : Kill me!
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Brad Macallam : I mean I'm not going to take your vitamin pills, I'm not going to drink your herbal tea, I'm not going to the sweat lodge with a hundred-and-eight year-old Native American who reads Hustler magazines and smokes Kool cigarettes. I'm not going to discover my boundaries; I am going to stunt my inner growth and I think I shall become a Muslim - call me Faruch.
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[last lines]
Brad Macallam : Detective, do me a favor - can you include two things in your report? One: forget about flamingos. I see ostriches. I see ostriches running. And two: whatever happened to my basketball?
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Receptionist : [at the hospital] One more time sir, who do you mean by 'the sick'?
Brad Macallam : Madame - I mean the sick, in general.
Receptionist : Sir, you can't visit the sick in general.
Brad Macallam : Can I at least buy a pillow for the sick?
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Brad Macallam : I've found the still point. The unwobbling pivot of the world. Do you know what I mean?
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Brad Macallam : Why is the whole world staring at me?
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Brad Macallam : Some people act a role, others play a part!
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Brad Macallam : [Raving] God is here! But I don't need him anymore!
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Brad Macallam : [to the rest of the group] Open your eyes, look! This is the river, this is reality!