- Man: [to Shane, who is taking a practice lie-detector test to train him for the real one] Have you ever been unfaithful to your wife?
- Shane Vendrell: No.
- [Needle jumps wildly, indicating a lie. Vic looks him in the eyes]
- Shane Vendrell: Eatin' ain't cheatin'.
- Vic Mackey: [to Halpern] White smoke comin' out of Antwon's cell, man. Means he's anointing as his new pope of dope.
- Vic Mackey: I don't know how it works back in lion country, but here you get the needle for killing cops