Andy Richter Controls the Universe (TV Series)
Wedding (2002)
Andy Richter: Andy Richter
Quotes
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Andy Richter : So which one is Ramona? Is she the one with the ears?
Keith Richards : I think everyone who works here has ears.
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Andy Richter : We have to get her a present too? Hey, what if my present is not getting drunk and hitting on her mom?
Keith Richards : I'll split that with you.
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Andy Richter : Words can sting just as bad as window cleaner.
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Andy Richter : Besides, it's not a good idea to sleep with your co-workers, remember? I hear that's what broke up the Osmonds...
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Keith Richards : Lori likes you.
Andy Richter : Lori likes everybody. At the last Christmas party she 'liked' Tim Stalin's brains out on the xerox machine.
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Andy Richter : [Andy and Byron aren't getting anywhere with women, so they get drunk instead] Y'know what, women are a big distraction. I say we're better off without them.
Byron Togler : The Pope has the right idea: cool pad, comfortable clothes, no bossy women around to question his infallibility.
Andy Richter : Yeah. Y'know who else? The Pope.
Byron Togler : OK, now, see, that's where we disagree.
Andy Richter : Me, too.