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Vanessa : You remember that time that you broke into the animal lab and like stole that monkey and put it in Andy Rosenberg's dorm room?
Kumar Patel : First of all, that was Goldstein's idea, and second of all, had I known that the monkey had AIDS, I never would've done that.
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Vanessa : Did you take calculus in high school or something?
Kumar Patel : No, actually my dad taught me in sixth grade.
Vanessa : [laughing] What are you, like Doogie Howser?
Kumar Patel : No. Although that would be incredible. He's my hero. I love that show.
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Kumar Patel : I have this fantasy...
Vanessa : What is it?
Kumar Patel : I thought it would be kind of cool to bring someone else in bed with us?
Vanessa : Who?
Kumar Patel : [calling out] Hey baby.
[giant bag of weed enters bedroom]
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[last lines]
Kumar Patel : Ladies and Roldy, how would you like to get really fucking high since we're in Amsterdam?
Vanessa : Yeah.
Harold Lee : Shall we?
Maria : Sounds like a plan.
Kumar Patel , Harold Lee : Let's do it!