The Mountain (2004–2005)
Elizabeth Bogush: Max Dowling
Quotes
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Max Dowling : [to David] Can't count. Can't dance. What are you good at?
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David Carver Jr. : Quality time with the mom?
Max Dowling : "Quality" would be a stretch. Mom spent most of the week going to her narcotics anonymous meetings.
David Carver Jr. : Well, um, consistency is a very important part of recovery.
Max Dowling : She's sleeping with her sponsor.
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Max Dowling : What a hoot it will be when I tell the kids how grandma and I used to do beer bongs together.
Vanessa : Now, is this about the time we made out?
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David Carver Jr. : No one's ever bought me a tie before
Max Dowling : Well, glad I could be first at something.
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Max Dowling : I dumped you. Get over it. This can't be the first time it's ever happened.
[pause]
Max Dowling : You've never been dumped before? My God! So you've never had your heart broken?
David Carver Jr. : I've had my heart broken, okay? And I'm trying to avoid it right now!
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Travis Thorson : Your father wants to know if you wanted to go turkey hunting
Max Dowling : What?
Travis Thorson : He thought you might be in the mood to kill something.
Max Dowling : Now there's a man who knows exactly what I need.
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Michael Dowling : Max, I shot off our father's toe. Coming back here brings me nothing but severe intestinal pain.
Max Dowling : How were you supposed to know they couldn't sew it back on? After what they did with that Bobbitt guy.