The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
Arjay Smith: Brian Parks
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Quotes
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Library Security Guard : [as Brian works on a radio] Maybe you should have somebody help with that, you know?
Brian Parks : Sir, I am president of the Electronics Club, the Math Club, and the Chess Club. Now, if there's a bigger nerd in here, please... point him out.
Library Security Guard : ...I'll just leave you alone to work on it, then.
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Jeremy : Friedrich Nietzsche! We cannot burn Friedrich Nietzsche; he was the most important thinker of 19th Century!
Elsa : Oh, please! Nietzsche was a chauvinist pig who was in love with his sister.
Jeremy : He was not a chauvinist pig.
Elsa : But he was in love with his sister.
Brian Parks : Uh... 'scuse me? You guys? Yeah... there's a whole section on tax law down here that we can burn.
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Laura Chapman : [on the plane, Sam is scarfing down peanuts] You alright?
Sam Hall : Hmm?
Brian Parks : He's afraid of flying.
Sam Hall : I'm fine.
Brian Parks : [the plane rattles due to turbulence] You know, statistically, the chance of a plane going down because of turbulence is less than what, one in a billion? Or is it a million? I can't remember if it's...
Laura Chapman : Shut up, Brian.
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Brian Parks : Man you've got some serious competition.
Sam Hall : Please.
Brian Parks : And I'll bet he's really rich too.
Sam Hall : Shut up.
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Brian Parks : [to Jack] It's been raining like this for three days now.
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Laura Chapman : She left her bag in the cab. Her passports. I'll get it for her.
Sam Hall : Laura! Laura!
Brian Parks : Sam!
J.D. : No! Brian, no!
Sam Hall : Laura! Laura, look! Come on! Come! Come on!