Scrubs (2001–2010)
Christa Miller: Jordan Sullivan
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Quotes
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Carla : Well?
Dr. Cox : I'm sorry, would you please repeat the question?
Carla : Are you just gonna roll over like that?
Jordan : That's weird, I asked him the same thing last night.
Carla : Where's the outrage? The anger? The hate?
Jordan : Again, last night!
Carla : You've gone soft.
Jordan : [Gasps] Okay, now it's getting spooky.
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Ben : I think you've got yourself a Christmas card right there.
Jordan : Yeah, you're funny. Look, I don't understand why you refuse to put on a hospital gown?
Ben : [in English accent] Because I don't like people to see my bum.
Jordan : So wear underwear.
Ben : You know how I feel about underwear.
Jordan : Every girl who came to our house in the mid-eighties knows how you feel about underwear.
Ben : [laughs] The sweatpants years.
J.D. : I don't like that much freedom down there. It makes me tingle in my giblets.
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Dr. Cox : Jordan! Get out of bed. We have a wedding to go to.
Jordan : Perry, Jack is at my mom's, the apartment is empty. It's just you and me... let's take a nap, we'll sleep through the ceremony and then go to the reception!
Dr. Cox : Can we at least have sex?
Jordan : [puts on sleeping mask] Do what you have to, don't wake me.
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[a woman with her son comes over to Dr. Cox and Jordan and starts talking to their son, Jack]
Woman : Hi, cutie! Since you have so many balls, and too many toys can be overstimulating for an infant, Brantley here was wondering if he could borrow one to play with.
Dr. Cox : Oh, that's funny, because Jack here was just wondering why the crazy lady who just spent the last hour chain-smoking and talking on her cell phone while her kid ate sand, would come over to two complete strangers and give them parenting advice.
Jordan : Oh, he also thanked me for not naming him Brantley.
Dr. Cox : Yeah.
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Jordan : [to Cox] I refuse to be judged by a grown man wearing a hockey jersey. Which reminds me, Jimmies mom called, and if you guys win the big game today, she's gonna take everybody out to Chucky Cheese!