S.W.A.T. (2003)
Brian Van Holt: Michael Boxer
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Quotes
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Alex Montel : American Greed.
Street : Shut up.
Alex Montel : So reliable.
Street : Shut Up! Another officer is dead because you shot your mouth off.
Alex Montel : That's how I like cops - dead.
Street : You wanna join him? Huh?
Alex Montel : He knew the dangers, no? That's why he signed up to be a police officer. Carry a gun in the Wild West - like you, Cowboy. Would you be sitting here if this job wasn't dangerous? Huh? Anyway... killing him probably got you 20 new recruits. You should thank me.
Street : Yeah, you're right, I should. Boxer, thank him for me, will ya?
Boxer : Love to.
[Elbows Montel in the stomach]
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Velasquez : [Deleted Scene: Hondo's Introduction- Lt. Velasquez says to Officers of SWAT Division] Gentlemen! Our new 70-David has just made his first stealth entry. If you don't know him, you've probably heard of him: Sergeant Dan "Hondo" Harrelson!
[Officers cheer and applaud, with Boxer and McCabe's voices louder than the others]
Velasquez : Here is a man who will outrun, outfight, outshoot
[Hondo raises his eyebrows in disbelief at Velasquez]
Velasquez : , outsmart, out-paperwork, ALL OF YOU.
McCabe : I got 20 bucks says otherwise.
Boxer : I'll cover 10 of it for you.
Velasquez : Now you know gambling's not allowed, and I shouldn't have to tell you that... but I'll cover that 10.
Boxer : Done.
Velasquez : Few words, Sergeant?
Hondo : As a matter of fact...
[Pretends to smack TJ with his book]
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Deke : [Deleted Scene: Locker Room] So my wife's all worried about me workin' SWAT.
Boxer : They always are at first.
Deke : [Imitates his wife] "How am I gonna take care of the kids if something happens to you?" So I called to get a little extra insurance. When I tell the chick down there I'm workin SWAT, guess what she does?
McCabe : Laughs?
Boxer : Hangs up?
Deke : She laughs her ass off, AND hangs up.
McCabe : [as Boxer and TJ laugh] Bitch. Alright guys, take care.
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Boxer : [to Street] Hey, don't forget to take your safety off!