Playing by Heart (1998)
Angelina Jolie: Joan
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Quotes
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Joan : Talking about love is like dancing about architecture.
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Joan : The lad doesn't say much and when he does, he finds just the right words to crush my soul.
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Joan : I feed the fucking thing. I take her to the vet, all you do is pet her twice a day... which is a HELL of a lot more than you've been doing to me lately.
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Joan : You can't treat people the way you treat them and then say something adorable like that.
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[On the Phone]
Joan : What, is that a rhetorical question? Why is my life so complicated? Gee, I don't know. Why is your life so fucking simple?
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Joan : No, no, STOP. I've waited my entire life for somebody that I cared about to tell me they loved me and if you think you're getting out of this car now, you're INSANE.
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Max : I uh... I like your tight body. It looks like it would do what I tell it.
Joan : What?
Max : I said...
Joan : No, I heard what you said. And I'll admit 'What?' was a rather banal, cliché, noncolorful response. What I really meant to say was: 'Why don't you do the world a big fat fucking favor and crawl back into your mother's womb?'
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Joan : Last time I saw Harry he was wearing a blue sweater and an idiotic expression. The sweater was new.
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Paul : [a waiter arrives with a tray of champagne] Ah, champagne!
[Paul offers a glass to Joan]
Paul : Jo-Jo?
Joan : [smiling self-consciously, waves it away] Oh, um, Dad, that's okay. Keenan and I are just going to have a couple of cokes.
Hannah : [Paul and Hannah look at each other, shocked that Joan has passed up alcohol, then they both look at Keenan] Keenan, have I said how very nice it is to meet you?
Joan : Funny.
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Keenan : I can't stop thinking about you.
Joan : I love conversations that start with the guy saying "I can't stop thinking about you." Mind you I've never actually been on the receiving end of any of those conversations...
Keenan : Just looking at you makes me happy.
Joan : I have - I have to sit down.
[almost knocks over the chair sitting down]
Keenan : When we're together, whether or not I show it, I just can't wait to hear the next words out of your mouth. But right now I need to ask you to do something for me.
Joan : Anything.
Keenan : Shut up.
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Joan : Blanche can look at you with a gaze of unflappable superiority that springs from total detachment and disinterest... not unlike how you're looking at me know.
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Joan : When was having sex or not having sex not a problem?
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Joan : I want to get rid of you as much as I want to get rid of that crap from Ikea.