Fallout (1997 Video Game)
Charlie Adler: Harold
Quotes
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Harold : Spare change, old friend, old pal? Can you help a poor mutant down on his luck?
[cough]
Vault Dweller : Keep away from me!
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Harold : Well, I was a trader. Did pretty good making a circuit between survivors. Lost a lotta good people, though.
[coughs]
Vault Dweller : How?
Harold : Gangers got'em. Scavengers attacking the caravans. And mutants, son of a dog, if they weren't springing up like rabbits with a mission.
[cough]
Harold : Had to have an army of guards with, just to do a deal.
Vault Dweller : Didn't the guards help?
Harold : Course they helped, ya bonehead! Just too damn many to handle!
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Harold : Spare change, old friend, old pal? Can you help a poor mutant down on his luck?
[cough]
Vault Dweller : Yeah, here's a $25. Good luck to you
Harold : Oh, kind of ya friend. Very kind. You know, if I could clear the gunk out of there, you just might find a tear in Old Harold's eye.
Vault Dweller : Why is that?
Harold : [cough] Rest of the Hubber's been picking on me like a bad booger since I came to town. I can't leave, though. When the deals are done
[wheez]
Harold : it's still my home.
Vault Dweller : Who are the Hubbers?
Harold : You're in the Hub, right? People who live in the Hub? Hubbers. Get it?
[cough]
Harold : Sheesh! Thanks for the help and good luck... think you're gonna need it.
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Vault Dweller : Is there a shorter version of this story?
Harold : I like telling it my way. Short version will cost you 25 extra, friend. Which will it be?
Vault Dweller : How about neither, you old fart?