The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997)
Joanne Whalley: Lori
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Quotes
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Lorelei 'Lori' : Are you going to bring me that martini, or do I have to suck it out of the glass from here?
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Lorelei 'Lori' : What are you? C.I.A., Mafia?
Wallace : Both.
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Wallace : Was that a tear? How do you people do it? Do you poke yourself in the eye? Or are you thinking right now "My dog is dead"?
Lorelei 'Lori' : What's the matter with you? Are you enjoying this?
Wallace : Enormously! "My dog... is dead".
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Lorelei 'Lori' : You know, for half a second back there I thought I saw a real human being.
Wallace : Nobody asked me to be a human being.
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Lorelei 'Lori' : Well, I often wondered what death would look like; but, I didn't think he'd look like you.
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Lorelei 'Lori' : Do I get a last request?
Wallace : You mean like a cigarette or something?
Lorelei 'Lori' : I had something more substantial in mind.
Wallace : A Cigar?
Lorelei 'Lori' : Now you're boasting.
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Barbara Ritchie : Wallace, won't you introduce us to your friend?
Wallace : Oh. Everybody, this is Lori. She's the defense minister's call girl.
Lorelei 'Lori' : Bastard!
[slaps Wally]
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Lorelei 'Lori' : Do you think I look silly in this outfit? I could take it off, if you'd like.
Wallace : Ahem. No. It's good silly.
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Wallace : I can help you.
Lorelei 'Lori' : Why would you do that?
Wallace : Because I'd much rather be a good guy.
Lorelei 'Lori' : You're not just acting?
Wallace : Well, we both are. In the Theater of Life, I mean.
Lorelei 'Lori' : I suppose we are.
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Lorelei 'Lori' : I feel sick. Do you think you trust me to go to the loo?
Wallace : The loo. Ha-ha-ha. Off to the loo with you.
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Wallace : You know, I'm helping you out, but, I'm not a completely good guy. There's something I want, and you're gonna have to let me do it.
Lorelei 'Lori' : It's like that, is it?
Wallace : I'm afraid so.
Lorelei 'Lori' : Typical man.
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Lorelei 'Lori' : These handcuffs are great. The ones I've got got that chain in the middle. Do you know the ones I mean?
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Wallace : What about our story? Are we just a doomed couple? We have to be "Bonnie and Clyde"? Can't it be like "The Getaway"? Couldn't it be like that?
Lorelei 'Lori' : Could be.
Wallace : You're acting.
Lorelei 'Lori' : I'm not acting. Are you?
Wallace : Honestly. I can't act.
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Wallace : Lori, am I good, or am I good? He's done it again.
Lorelei 'Lori' : My God, you're good.
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Wallace : Well, what about the money? We can't just rewrite the whole script, can we?
Lorelei 'Lori' : Can't we? Is the money so important?
Wallace : Oh, without the money, what the heck we got going on?
Lorelei 'Lori' : Less than I thought, obviously.
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Wallace : Why do you always have to go out the window? It's more dramatic, I guess.
Lorelei 'Lori' : Come on.
Wallace : It's kind of a Starsky and Hutch thing, isn't it?