Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)
Thomas Wilson Brown: Little Russ Thompson
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Quotes
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Nick Szalinski : Where'd you learn artificial respiration?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : French class, kid.
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Amy Szalinski : Good night, Russ.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Good night, Amy.
Nick Szalinski , Ron Thompson : [pause, then mockingly] Good night, Amy!
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Amy Szalinski : Russ?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Yeah?
Amy Szalinski : How come you never came over before?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : I mean, you talked to me once or twice last year. I mean, I would've come by - I wanted to - but... I always thought you were too popular to notice me.
Amy Szalinski : I was too popular to notice. I was stupid.
[they pause then they kiss]
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Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : So, you like to dance huh?
Amy Szalinski : How do you know?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Well...
Amy Szalinski : You could see me?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : No, no. Yeah, I could, but I wasn't watching you, I...
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Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : I could eat a corndog the size of a truck.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Ron, if you had a corndog; it would be the size of a truck.
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Nick Szalinski : We could be anywhere now.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : I think we're still in your yard.
Nick Szalinski : How do you know?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Any other yard the grass would be shorter.
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Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : They're never gonna find us! We were right under their noses and they didn't even see us!
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Don't panic, Ron. We'll - we'll find a way.
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : I'm not panicking.
[shouts]
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : Who's panicked? Nobody's panicked!
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Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Hey, if we had some rope, we could make a log bridge! If we... If we had some logs.
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Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : He hit a baseball through your attic window...
Amy Szalinski : He what?
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : It shouldn't have been closed in the first place. It's a nice day!
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : We'll get it fixed okay? We'll take it out of his allowance all right?
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : My allowance? Dream on!
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Okay, we'll just have dad pay for it huh?
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : We'll take it out of my allowance... Now give me my ball back.
Nick Szalinski : Until you pay, no man shall pass.
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : You've got nothing to say about it, *space boy*!
Amy Szalinski : Cool it! Nick, take him upstairs and get him his ball. And clean up the mess.
Nick Szalinski : [incredulous] What?
Amy Szalinski : [impatiently] Do it, Nick! I don't have time to mess around.
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Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Something tells me we're not going fishing this weekend.
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : That should make you happy.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Blow it out your shorts, Ron!
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Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Um, dad... You know that weights aren't my thing.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr. : Fishing isn't your thing. Weights aren't your thing. Just what is your thing?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : I don't know. But I'll keep you posted okay?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr. : Okay, in the meantime, you're trying these weights, and you're coming fishing with the family! IS THAT CLEAR? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Yes sir.
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Ron Thompson : What's a river doing in your backyard?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : It's not a river, dope. It could be a stream of dog pee, and it would look like a river to us.
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Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : [when the kids are trapped in a trash bag on the curb] Hey, Szalinski, do they pick up your trash the same day they get ours?