Adventures in Babysitting (1987)
Bradley Whitford: Mike
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Quotes
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Brad : [to Mike] You're such a loser!
[nearby Daryl sighs; remembering the incident with the street gang on the subway train earlier]
Daryl : Here we go again.
Brad : I can only dream about having somebody like Chris as a girlfriend, but you've got her, and you treat her like this?
Mike : Don't waste your time, half pint. Her legs are locked together at the knee.
Brad : [grabs him by the collar] I'd love to hit you. I'd love to pound on your face!
Mike : [taunting] Yeah? Go ahead.
Brad : But I won't. You're so slimy, I won't sink to your level.
Daryl : I will.
[Daryl kicks Mike]
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Chris : He's with Sesame Plexer! Oooh! She's such a sleeze!
Daryl : He dumps you for some easy chick, and you get a night of hell. That doesn't seem very fair to me.
Chris : Excuse me, I'll be right back.
Daryl : This, I gotta see.
Mike : You know, Ses. Girls like you come along once in a lifetime.
Chris : Or twice in one night.
Mike : Oh wow.
Chris : How's your sister? Is she all better? You lied.
Mike : No, I didn't!
Chris : [Yelling] Don't lie!
Mike : Get a grip! Jesus!
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Mike : Girls like you come along once in a lifetime.