Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)
Geoff Bell: Dean
Quotes
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[Michelle's iPad plays Bryan Ferry's "Slave to Love" at the pub]
Dean : Michelle, turn that shit off. It's doing my nut in.
[Michelle is about to turn off the iPad when Eggsy, now a full-fledged Kingsman agent, arrives]
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin : I rather like that song. Leave it on, eh, Mum?
[Dean turns off the iPad]
Dean : Mugsy's back. You've finally come to have that word with me, have you, son? Or are you gonna run away again and pretend you're going to court, dressed like that?
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin : Oh, you mean this? No. I know this bloke who's just taken over a tailor shop on Savile Row. He's given me a job, Mum. Comes with a lot of perks, including a house. Come and live with me there, Mum. Come on.
[Michelle is about to stand up when Dean interrupts them]
Dean : Sit down, you! Only place she'll be visiting is you in fucking hospital, d'you hear?
Michelle Unwin : Just leave him alone, Dean! Eggsy, go, please. Just go, babe.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin : All right.
[Eggsy turns around toward the door]
Dean : That's it, do as Mummy says. Why don't you ask that tailor friend of yours to knock up a nice chicken costume! It'll suit you, you mug!
[Eggsy stops at the front door]
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin : As a good friend once said: Manners...
[Eggsy bolts the left door]
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin : ... maketh...
[bolts the right door]
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin : ... man.
[locks the latch]
Poodle : Dean...
Dean : Shut the fuck up. Eggsy, I'm gonna shove your manners up your fuck...
[Eggsy hooks a beer mug with his umbrella and flings it, knocking out Dean. He then approaches the rest of the gang]
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin : So, are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight?