The Shield (2002–2008)
Walton Goggins: Detective Shane Vendrell
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Quotes
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David Aceveda : You're going to free a murderer so his mob boss can kill him?
Shane Vendrell : It sounded a lot better the way Vic explained it...
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Shane Vendrell : So, if I'm a cocksucker...
Ronnie Gardocki : What do you mean "if"?
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[Trish wants Shane to go undercover as a gay hooker]
Shane Vendrell : [indicating Ronnie and Lem] Why can't one of them do it?
Detective Trish George : They don't look gay enough.
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Shane Vendrell : Eatin' ain't cheatin'.
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Vic Mackey : [about Shane's baby, Jackson] Cute kid.
Shane Vendrell : Thanks. He's got his mother's looks.
Vic Mackey : Thank God!
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Shane Vendrell : [Trying to provoke Antwon Mitchell in to attacking him so Shane could shoot him in self-defense] You know you got it all don't ya? You got money, you got power, *respect*!
Antwon Mitchell : Heh, the hillbilly's been listening to my speeches.
Shane Vendrell : It's too bad about your son though. I tell ya, if my little boy turned out to be a fag, I don't know what I would do. They say you're born that way. Were you doing his mother up the ass when you knocked her up?
Antwon Mitchell : One time, doing time, for a long time.
Shane Vendrell : That poor little kid. He's gonna be found face down in the shower with a back-full of shiv and an ass-full of cum. Word hits the street what's that gonna make you look like? I mean, yo people ain't caught in no homo vibe.
Antwon Mitchell : My people ain't your worry.
Shane Vendrell : Oh yeah? Well you know what? With all that money, all that power? At the end of the day you're still just a nigger. With a faggot-nigger son! and where's the respect in that?
Antwon Mitchell : [Eying Shane's gun in his holster, realizing that Shane is trying to provoke him, he sits back down and handcuffs himself to the table] Now... what were you saying about my nigger-faggot son?
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Shane Vendrell : The list is in a safe, in the Captain's office, in a POLICE STATION.
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Shane Vendrell : It was gonna be a surprise.
Vic Mackey : It is. A bad one.
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Shane Vendrell : The truth is like grits, you can't serve it up plain, you got to put a little salt on it.
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Claudette Wyms : How'd the Strike Team do?
Detective Trish George : They did great.
[indicates Shane]
Detective Trish George : That one's a naturally born undercover cum guzzler.
Shane Vendrell : [playfully] Hey, I heard that, bitch.
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Shane Vendrell : Can I get your autograph, man?
Vic Mackey : Yeah, like on a confession?
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[Shane and Ronnie are discussing a skin graft on Ronnie's face]
Ronnie Gardocki : They take skin from your butt...
Shane Vendrell : These jokes just write themselves.
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Shane Vendrell : Looks like you wandered into the wrong prayer group, Frosty.
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Vic Mackey : What the hell are you doing?
Shane Vendrell : I'm not doing anything that we weren't doing before. I'm just pumping things up a level.
Vic Mackey : And what level is that? Prison?
[Shane doesn't answer]
Vic Mackey : All right, where's my investment now?
Shane Vendrell : It's all tied up in the coke shipment.
Vic Mackey : That coke that had Tio's guy bleeding from every orifice?
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Singer : Who are you guys?
Shane Vendrell : Your biggest fans.
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Vic Mackey : Partner up with a criminal? I can name one flaw in that plan.
Shane Vendrell : Only one?
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Shane Vendrell : What? You think I speak European hick?
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Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky : Do we have a warrant?
Shane Vendrell : Just my winning smile!
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Shane Vendrell : So, we cause a triple murder before breakfast, start a race war before dinner - that's uh, that's a pretty good day.
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Shane Vendrell : We killed a cop.
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Shane Vendrell : Sometimes brothers fight.
Mara Sewell : Why does Vic always treat you like the little brother?