The Seventh Seal (1957)
Erik Strandmark: Jonas Skat
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Quotes
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[Jonas Skat is in a tree which Death is cutting down]
Jonas Skat : Hey, you scurvy knave, what are you doing with my tree? You might at least answer. Who are you?
Death : I'm felling your tree. Your time is up.
Jonas Skat : You can't. I haven't time.
Death : So you haven't time?
Jonas Skat : No. My performance...
Death : Cancelled... because of Death.
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[In response to Death coming for him]
Jonas Skat : Is there no exemption for actors?
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Jonas Skat : Kill me. I'll thank you afterwards.
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Jonas Skat : It's the filthy Smith who insulted my beloved lady, the fair Kunigunda.
Blacksmith Plog : What did you call her?
Lisa, blacksmith's wife : Kunigunda. Are you deaf?
Jöns, squire : Kunigunda.
Blacksmith Plog : Her name is Lisa. Strumpet Lisa. Rumpy, smutty, slutty Lisa.
Lisa, blacksmith's wife : How coarse he is.
Blacksmith Plog : Go find your own trash, you gilded pimp!
Lisa, blacksmith's wife : What a brute!
Jonas Skat : You scabby bastard of seven scurvy bitches, if I were in your lousy rags, I'd be so ashamed of everything about my person that I would immediately rid nature of my own embarrassing self.
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Jof : Where are we to perform?
Jonas Skat : The saints' feast in Elsinore. Right on the church steps.
Jof : Why not something bawdy? People prefer it, and it's more fun.