Ocean's Twelve (2004)
George Clooney: Danny Ocean
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Quotes
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Matsui : So, business?
Danny Ocean : Business.
Rusty Ryan : A doctor, who specializes in skin diseases, will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream.
Matsui : [to Caldwell] Would you agree?
[Caldwell is visibly perplexed and perturbed, shaking his head]
Matsui : .
Danny Ocean : If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Hallowe'en... would fall... on the same day.
Rusty Ryan : Mm.
Matsui : Yeah. Hey. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Matsui : When I was four years old, I watched my mother kill a spider... with a teacosy. Years later, I realised it was not a spider - it was my Uncle Harold.
Linus Caldwell : [All eyes turn to him, expectantly] Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face, stars fill my dreams.
[Ryan claps hand across eyes]
Linus Caldwell : I am a traveller in both time and space, to be where I have been.
[Blank, yet stern, looks from everyone]
Linus Caldwell : [Outside, Ryan and Ocean join Caldwell in the street] Is he alright? Are we alright?
Rusty Ryan : Kashmir?
Danny Ocean : Is that your idea of making a contribution?
Rusty Ryan : We hadn't even started. We ain't even got to the terms yet.
Danny Ocean : We came this close to losing that.
Linus Caldwell : Hey, I don't even understand what happened in there. What did I say?
Danny Ocean : You called his niece a whore.
Rusty Ryan : A very cheap one.
Linus Caldwell : What?
Danny Ocean : She's seven.
Rusty Ryan : Currently confined to bed with a wicked case of...
Danny Ocean : No, you don't need to tell him that...
Linus Caldwell : Sorry.
Linus Caldwell : OK. So what does this mean?
Rusty Ryan : It means you stay here.
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Linus Caldwell : [Linus is trying to convince everyone that Danny was actually the leader of "The Benedict Job"] Well, if any of you had a problem, who did you go to?
Basher Tarr , Turk Malloy , Virgil Malloy , Reuben Tishkoff , Livingston Dell , Yen , Frank Catton : [simultaneously] Rusty.
Danny Ocean : Thanks, Linus.
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Danny Ocean : What are you doing?
Rusty Ryan : Sleeping. Why are you dressed?
Danny Ocean : It's 5:30, day of. Gotta go, let's go!
Rusty Ryan : It's 11:30. The night before.
Danny Ocean : [realizes he was given a prank wake-up call by Toulour]
Rusty Ryan : Oh! Oh he's mean. He's just mean spirited. All right, how many espressos have you had?
Danny Ocean : Five.
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Turk Malloy : It's ridiculous, I mean this is a moral issue we're dealing with here. Not to mention we don't have a grease man anymore, because he's in a bag somewhere. We don't know.
Virgil Malloy : We got a bag man.
Turk Malloy : Such an ape, an animal, with no feelings you are.
Virgil Malloy : I have feelings.
Turk Malloy : No, you don't.
Virgil Malloy : Look, yeah, I do I feel bad for the guy. He's a human being in a piece of luggage, but you got water, he's got air. What did you want them to do?
Turk Malloy : Oh my God they should have gotten off the bus, get off the bus and pick up the bag with our friend in it.
Virgil Malloy : Get off the bus, they were trying to be inconspicuous. How many soccer teams do you know that are fielding 50 year-old men?
Danny Ocean : Rusty's not 50 years old.
Turk Malloy : Yeah, dude, we know Rusty's not 50.
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Danny Ocean : Do I look 50 to you?
Basher Tarr : Yeah.
Danny Ocean : Really?
Basher Tarr : Well, I mean, you know, only from the neck up.
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Reuben Tishkoff : I can handle Saul's share.
Danny Ocean : You don't have to do that.
Reuben Tishkoff : Who would I talk to if you're all dead?
Danny Ocean : That's a good point. Alright, I owe 10. Amazing?
Yen : [speaks in Mandarin]
Rusty Ryan : [chuckles] Yeah, but it's a nice place.
Livingston Dell : So that comes to?
Reuben Tishkoff : 97, give or take.
Rusty Ryan : He didn't find us on his own. Someone helped him.
Reuben Tishkoff : Another thief.
Linus Caldwell : Well, there's no-one we'd know that would violate rule number one.
Danny Ocean : What we do know is we need a job. We need a high paying job.
Linus Caldwell : Well, now we're too hot to be working anywhere in this country.
Danny Ocean : So we go abroad. How 'bout we go to...
Rusty Ryan : [cuts in] We're on the 5:00.
Danny Ocean : Good. We're we going?
Rusty Ryan : Amsterdam.
Danny Ocean : Amsterdam, it is. Clock's running guys. Let's go.
Linus Caldwell : I've never been to Amsterdam.
Turk Malloy : I hear German girls are really hot.
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Tess Ocean : [to Danny on the phone, Terry Benedict and two of his men show up] There's water in the basement, and the pilot light is out.
Danny Ocean : Hang up!
[Tess hangs up]
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Danny Ocean : How much is everyone short?
Turk Malloy : 14.
Virgil Malloy : You're kidding me! You spent all but 5 million?
Turk Malloy : Yes! Are you going to start on me with that too? You don't know what it's like starting something from scratch!
Virgil Malloy : Well, with interest, I'm short 7.
Frank Catton : Eight.
Linus Caldwell : Well, I spent a million on talent development, so I guess that leaves me at 7. Boy, that interest just kills you, man!
Basher Tarr : I'm light 9.
Livingston Dell : What's the interest?
Reuben Tishkoff : 6.
Livingston Dell : Then I owe 6.
Turk Malloy : What?
Livingston Dell : I've been living with my parents.
Rusty Ryan : I owe 25.
[everyone looks at him, he chuckles wryly]
Rusty Ryan : Hotels, man.
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Rusty Ryan : Of course, we haven't considered the most obvious solution.
Danny Ocean : Oh yeah?
Rusty Ryan : We could turn ourselves in. Go to jail. Nothing Benedict could do to us there.
Danny Ocean : Yeah, good idea. We all go to the cops and confess to the Bellagio robbery. That averages twenty years for grand larceny for each of us. Yeah, that'd teach him.
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Danny Ocean : You know, I was once in a vault while it was being robbed.
Bank Officer : [pause] that must have been quite an experience...
Danny Ocean : [pauses, thinks for a while] Yeah...
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Tess Ocean : You're doing recon work on our anniversary?
Danny Ocean : Tess...
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Danny Ocean : [watching "Happy Days" dubbed in Italian] That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable.
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Danny Ocean : How old do you think I am?
Virgil Malloy : 48?
Danny Ocean : You think I'm 48 years old?
Virgil Malloy : 52?
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Linus Caldwell : OK, when did you leave the message?
Roman Nagel : Two days ago. She had your phone.
Danny Ocean : She has your...
Rusty Ryan : Yeah.
[beat]
Danny Ocean : That means that sh...
Rusty Ryan : Yep.
[beat]
Danny Ocean : Well you better...
Rusty Ryan : Yeah.
[walks away]
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Reuben Tishkoff : Who's the guy on the $100 bill?
Linus Caldwell : Adams.
Danny Ocean : John Travolta.
Reuben Tishkoff : Yeah, he said every problem is an opportunity in disguise.
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Danny Ocean : [from the trailer] How are you feeling?
Basher Tarr : Great... for a dead guy!
Danny Ocean : [pauses] Good.
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Shop Owner : [Inquiring about his purchase] What is it - a special occasion?
Danny Ocean : It's our second third anniversary.
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Danny Ocean : So how much do we all owe, each?
Reuben Tishkoff : $17.34 million. Assuming Benedict gives us Prime Plus One, which I doubt. Figure 19 to be safe.
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Rusty Ryan : Anybody remember that scene in Miller's Crossing when John Turturro begs for his life?
Reuben Tishkoff : Sure, "Look into your heart."
[pause]
Reuben Tishkoff : I cry every time.
Danny Ocean : What?
Rusty Ryan : We have no line of sight.
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Virgil Malloy : Smoke the freak out.
Danny Ocean : Yeah.
Turk Malloy : Smoke the freak out.
Linus Caldwell : Hey!
Turk Malloy : What?
Linus Caldwell : Do we have to use that term?
Turk Malloy : What term?
Linus Caldwell : "Freak."
[pause]
Linus Caldwell : I mean the National Institute of Mental Health estimates 5.6 percent of adults develop agraphoriaphobia...
[unable to pronounce]
All : Agoraphobia.
Linus Caldwell : Whatever. I'm just saying, I mean, do we...? I don't think we need to be an organization that labels people.
Basher Tarr : Oh, now we're an organization?
Linus Caldwell : Would you call Emily Dickinson a freak?
Reuben Tishkoff : Are you hosting a telethon we don't know about?
Virgil Malloy : Who's Emily Dickinson?
Linus Caldwell : Am I the only one who feels funny about stealing from a... you know, a handicapped guy?
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Danny Ocean : You're being awfully cavalier with a lot of people's lives so you can play out a game. You're gonna regret it.