- Ann Romano Royer: That Was BVD.
- Ed Cooper, Julie's and Barbara's Father: BVD?
- Ann Romano Royer: Before Vicky, Darling.
- Duane Schneider: [pretending to pick each other up] Do you wanna go to your place or mine?
- Ann Romano Royer: Both.
- Julie Cooper Horvath: I feel like a woman, I've never felt more like a woman.
- David Kane: [uncomfortable] I'm gonna go home now.
- Julie Cooper Horvath: She's one of the most independent women I've ever met.
- Ann Romano Royer: She's not independent, she one of the most dependent women I've ever seen.
- Duane Schneider: [repeated line, beginning in Season 4] Always remember, and please never forget...
- [sometimes reversed to, 'Never forget and please always remember... ']