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The King (2019)
Woeful
Acting dreadful, plot didn't resemble any Shakespeare I've read and the battle scene was comically inaccurate.
3:15 am (2018)
https://youtu.be/wrZRrzfMF3o
Just about the dumbest, boringest (yes, I know that's not an actual word), rip off I have ever spent 15 minutes fast forwarding through to find something remotely resembling a plot.
Ride with the Devil (1999)
Very underrated.
This is one of my favourite films of all time. The acting is very good, the plot The acting is very good, the plot is interesting and the portrayal of the times seems to be more historically accurate than most other films.
Churchill (2017)
Awful.
I have nothing further to add. Actually, I must because my review was deemed too short. Historically inaccurate, dreadful acting, etc Hopefully that will get me over the threshold.
Gravity (2013)
Boring as bat droppings
On paper, it's a great script, but it fails miserably in its execution.
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)
More del Toro brilliance!
This bloke just gets better and better. Not far off being my favourite director ever.
Jeruzalem (2015)
Boring!
First rule of a good zombie movie: try not to be boring. On that score, this film is an epic fail.
Dead Birds (2004)
Save yourself the trouble!
I've got suggestions for a better title...
"Dead Duck", "Dead in the Water", "Dead Dull"...I could go on.
Hannibal (2013)
Yet another...
Overblown, overhyped, tedious, achingly boring, plodding, pompous and beautifully choreographed lemon.
Ice Queen (2005)
One of the worst films EVER!
I didn't watch more than 5 minutes in total because I kept fast forwarding in the hope something, anything would happen.
Child 44 (2015)
Awful
The plot is disjointed, nonsensical and absurd. Only saving grace is the cast.
Child 44 (2015)
Awful
The plot is disjointed, nonsensical and absurd. Only saving grace is the cast.
Occupation (2018)
My eyes, my eyes!
Enough said. Oh, wait, apparently I haven't said enough. Ok then, we'll hopefully 'truly awful' gets me over the line.
The Crown (2016)
Initially enticing, ultimately embarrassing.
The depiction of her early life is intriguing, but later it just descends into pompous English poppycock.
Dear Woman (2011)
Has not stood the test of time.
The writers could not possibly have foreseen the #metoo phenomenon, so it's no fault of theirs that this clip falls flat on its face these days.
The House That Jack Built (2018)
Two hours of my life I'll never get back...
Pompous, dull, incomprehensible twaddle masquerading as art.
I Am Mother (2019)
Typical boring American sci fi masquerading as something deeply philosophical.
Honestly, only yanks could like this film. It's about as interesting and profound as 'Lost'.
Churchill (2017)
Awful.
I have nothing further to add. Actually, I must because my review was deemed too short. Historically inaccurate, dreadful acting, etc Hopefully that will get me over the threshold.
Coherence (2013)
Awful
Incoherent, boring, confusing. I can only assume it rated so highly because it is the sort of nonsense that peculiarly appeals to Americans, who seem to mistake this sort of thing (eg, 'Lost') for profound.