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Breakthrough (2019)
If 127 hours was made by Christians.
Take a true story say god did it all and you have this. The acting is not great, but with a script like this I can't really blame them for a bland performance. If you know the story or have seen interviews with the mother and doctors you know that all key parts are godly exaggerated. There is not much to say. If you are into survival stories watch 127 hours. If you want to know more about this, there are a lot of people who have talked about it. If you like this kind of movie then nothing matters and you will love this because god is god and no science can do what god does, because god is all knowing. Because of this he corrected his mistake by not letting this child drown. WHOA GO GOD, YOU ARE THE GODEST GOD OF ALL GOD.
Scooby-Doo and the Doggie Style Adventures (2014)
This is a thing.
If you and your friends made a modern scooby-doo with adult jokes framed around tropes from the old show this would be it. Not the worst thing but when watching a four minute show and your checking to see how much time is left, not a good sign. It's not long you can watch it for curiosity and not feel like you wasted your time. The hall scene was funny but dragged on too long. It's meh . The acting is bad but that should be expected from something like this. Pretty good voice though.
Swamp Ape (2017)
So bad you would think it was done on purpose.
All parts of the movie are bad. The acting is terrible, but you would assume a cheap movie couldn't afford the best actors.Characters are just stereotypes written from the view of a fourteen year old boy. Fat girl is always eating, or talking about food, the guys are just trying to get laid, the girls are there for to be stared at the plot is somehow worse than a mountain monsters episode. The jokes are no, just no. For those who say this is a B-movie, it's not. The room has quotable lines and such randomness that it's funny because of how dumb it is. This is just all things dumb with a movie. Pass on this even if you are curious on how bad it is. If it had some funny lines or interesting story it could make for a random watch while stoned. I could bet that anyone reading this could come up with a better movie with their friends and some iphones.
Left Behind (2014)
No, don't, it's terrible.
Awful movie that unless you are an extreme Christian with no idea on how people really are, you will be bored out of your mind. Constantly saying no, no, people don't act like that Stop, it's to dumb for words. It's not even good to make fun of since it's not even so funny it's bad. That's saying something for a Cage movie, and it's still horrible. Go watch the wicker man if you want a religious film that's so bad it's good.
Saving Christmas (2014)
Why does this exist.
Terrible Christian message delivered in a way that will upset even the highest Believers. Bad acting a plot of nothingness, and Cameron trying to force God down the throat of the audience. Not one part of this thing is worth viewing. You will be more entertained and have faith in watching Grandma got run over by a reindeer.