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Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (2014)
I created this account for the sole purpose of reviewing this piece of junk
Coming in to this movie, I had heard bad things from people who had seen it but great things from critics. After leaving, the only good thing about it was the acting. This movie definitely was different and unique, but there's a difference from being different and making art and being different and making a piece of crap. The fact that this movie was nominated for best picture above a piece of art, such as Interstellar, is appalling. I do applaud the director for taking a risk and trying to make an unconventional movie, but he needed to first develop a plot in order to make a good movie. I strongly discourage anyone from wasting their time and money seeing this. If you want to watch a movie that is different and considered art, watch any Christopher Nolan, Stanley Kubrick, or Quentin Tarantino movie, not this pathetic excuse for entertainment. And to critics, please learn the difference between unconventional artistic movies and this bloody rubbish.
Lucy (2014)
This movie is for 12 year old's
People older than 12 are to mature for this movie. 12 year old's will enjoy masturbating at the presence of Lucy, who looks like a whore. This created an awkward moment in the movie theater, me being mature, responsible man. As I sat down on my seat, I sat in sperm.I felt like Obama, having the privilege of watching movies on the big screen in the white house.
Then comes Morgan Freeman. Oh, Morgan freeman,oh its Morgan freeman,all of the rubbish that comes out of his mouth must be true. thinks he's so great. well, you're a retard. You should go back to giving the new Zealanders food poisoning to cheat your way to the championship,you loser. While most people use 10% of their brain, you only use 1%.