I gotta hand it to Zack Snyder- the dude obviously has never met a cliche he didn't want to grab with both hands and make out with.
This (Im guessing?) loose re-telling of Seven Samurai is so bad and so ridiculous that it takes hate watching to whole new heights. We laughed our butts off!
Throw in scenes ripped off from every blockbuster you can think of (Harry Potter, Witness, The Blue Brothers, Star Wars, the 1984 Dune, Firefly, Star Wars again, Rebel without a Cause, more Star Wars...), a list of actors that look like more famous actors, a metric ton of racial pandering, weird accents, lots of high-wasted pants (!), the obligatory space nazis, and SO MUCH SLOW MO! And you have a snark-fest to warm the cockles of your snickering little heart.
Frankly, I can't wait to trash Part 2!
This (Im guessing?) loose re-telling of Seven Samurai is so bad and so ridiculous that it takes hate watching to whole new heights. We laughed our butts off!
Throw in scenes ripped off from every blockbuster you can think of (Harry Potter, Witness, The Blue Brothers, Star Wars, the 1984 Dune, Firefly, Star Wars again, Rebel without a Cause, more Star Wars...), a list of actors that look like more famous actors, a metric ton of racial pandering, weird accents, lots of high-wasted pants (!), the obligatory space nazis, and SO MUCH SLOW MO! And you have a snark-fest to warm the cockles of your snickering little heart.
Frankly, I can't wait to trash Part 2!
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