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Eiskalte Freunde (2003 TV Movie)
1/10
Real bad "The Skulls" Rip-Off
29 June 2003
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This TV Thriller about a poor guy who gets into a group of rich teenagers in university, who turn out to be evil and just using him to reach their aims is just f***ed off. The characters and actors (Andreas Günther in special) make a farce out of this movie and the story is well known and seen better a thousand times.

Their are some sexistic and rassistic remarks in two or three scenes, but still being smacked up by your own friends is more fun than watching this movie.

1/10
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7/10
Better than the "Schwarzwaldklinik".
17 June 2003
There is not much to say about this movie: It's a quite funny spoof to German hospital shows like "Schwarzwaldklinik" which is disgusting sometimes, but entertaining all the time. At least it should be, it's not very long.
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Schlaf mit meinem Mann (2001 TV Movie)
1/10
Most ungifted actors I`ve ever seen.
13 June 2003
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This movie is about a wife, who pays a girlfriend to sleep with her husband, so she needn`t have a guilty conscious about her own affair.

The story is stupid, but the actors are so bad, you can`t hardly believe it. First of all Oliver Broumis: Boy, compared with him, Van Damme is a master of acting. You should better look out for another job, Broumis and stop annoying people with the s... you call acting.

By the way: This movie contains a reference to "From Dusk Till Dawn" (Salma Hayeks dancing scene, you know), which is really badly done, but the only thing, which is nearly interesting in this movie.

1/10
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GLO*RI*A (1998– )
5/10
Usually I'm into that stuff
2 June 2003
This Anime is definitly wild stuff: The story deals with two students, which are engaged to work as teachers for the daughters of a rich family. But soon they are attacked by some bad guys who try to kill them.

While the story continues they do two things: Try to find out, who wants to kill them and get to know the girls in the household a little bit better. The story itself is hardly to understand and the development is very unrealistic and far out. Maybe because the story is so weak, they put a lot of sex scenes into this movie and so this nonsense gets really funny sometimes (and the scenes are well done, too). An good example fort his is the scene, the scene in which one of the students and a housemaid drive to the home of the family and are attacked by another car. When the student falls and lands with his face in the lap of the maid, her comment is: `Eigentlich steh ich ja auf so was, aber glauben sie wirklich, dass das die richtige Situation dafür ist?` (`Usually I'm into that stuff, but do you think this is the right situation?`). If you are into that stuff, it might be fun for you to watch this strange movie. 5/10
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1/10
So bad, it hurts.
2 June 2003
This movie is really, really awful. And that's not the story's fault. I mean it's not a great idea, to make a movie about an old guy, who wants to make a movie with his ex-girlfriend, but that's better than almost everything else, you find here. There are two things, making the movie a torture: First the acting of director Michael Gwisdek, who destroys every scene he acts in, and second the references, with which Gwisdek rapes masterpieces like Pulp Fiction.

There is actually one nice scene and one nice character in this movie: The scene in which Gwisdek plays the mambo-game (he tells a guy in a bar how it works: You shout mambo and knock your enemy down. That's what he does with the guy.) and the Colombo guy, which is a nice spoof on the legendary detective. But they can't prevent this movie for being more than annoying dirt.
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3/10
Spoiler: Dated and embarrassing.
2 June 2003
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This movie is only five years old, but it's already so dated, you can't watch it, without feeling ashamed. The `Girl Power` movement, the Spice Girls initiated in the middle of the century, might be responsible fort his movie: It deals with a girl, who comes to a new school, and wants to belong to a cool group of girls. Butt his group has a rule, saying only girls, that are no virgins can become a part of it. So she has to lose her innocence which is not as simple a sit looks like. You see the story is bad, but the movie is worse: Bad acting and styling, awful music and production. Maybe it's possible to like this movie if you are 13 or younger, but I can't check that, so I give 3 out of 10 points for it, because I am a male and can't understand the movie anyway and I know that actress Wolke Hegenbarth can do better than this (watch `Mein Leben und Ich`).

Today you can't feel the spirit of this time anymore, I think. The Spice Girls broke up and movies like this are not made anymore. Better for all of us.
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3/10
This sucks.
14 February 2003
I don't know, what sense this movie should make: It's terribly animated, boring and senseless. There's hardly any story in it, the only thing that's nice is the voice of Badesalz Comedian Henni Nachtsheim, but that's not enough for 15 minutes.
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10/10
Another masterpiece form the grandmaster of humor Mike Krüger.
7 February 2003
Do you know such jokes, you don`t trust to tell, because they are so bad? This whole movie consist of them. It takes you and keeps you laughing the whole time, you will definitly not see this anywhere else no matter how long you search for it. There is no movie like this one and anybody how thinks he knows something about movies has to see it. An epic Masterpiece with visionary tendencies. 10/10
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10/10
Mike Krüger and Thomas Gottschalk driving around, followod by bad guys.
29 January 2003
There is a god! His name is Mike Krüger god(father) of comedy. Together with Thomas Gottschalk he made one of the funniest and greatest movies ever. Ever picture and every line is a masterpiece for itself. You can laugh about it for years, but you can`t really describe it, you have to see it. Pure Genius!
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