- Princey: Not so fast, my chemically inbalanced romance!
- Thomas: [happy to see him] Princey!
- Anxiety: [sarcastic] Oh, good, Prince Underarms-stink!
- Thomas: That is an uncharacteristically schoolyard insult, Anxiety.
- Princey: Yeah, that was hardly inventive.
- Anxiety: [unconcerned] Creativity is not my department.
- Princey: You have kept me in the backseat for the past two Sanders Sides videos and that is criminal! You try to create art, but you shackle your creativity!
- Thomas: Oh, I don't think that's fair, you were always there playing a role!
- Princey: A role? I am not some bread roll to hold you over while you wait for your dinner! I am the main course!
- Anxiety: [sighing] Oi...
- Princey: Well, there is one thing I think we can all be thankful for, you guys.
- Logan: Oh, yeah? What is that?
- Princey: You can't get anymore unique than all of us.
- Dad: That's right, Roman!
- [Princey laughs. Then Dad is seen next to the stairs, talking to the camera]
- Dad: I didn't wanna admit I was a bit confused by that. He's such a big Disney fan, I would've thought he'd see how similar we are to the concept of Inside-Out...
- Princey: [off-screen, yelling] WHAT? OOH... MY...!
- Dad: You think he heard me?
- Princey: [off-screen] MY LIFE IS A LIE!
- Princey: [rapping] Ladies, Lords and non-binary royalty! / Watch me as I beat this geek, and do it joyously! / I'll vanquish any villain with the gall to try to toll with me! /Ask the Dragon Witch, she knows the drill. You're screwed royally!
- Logan: Stricken with clairvoyancy, / events occured as I'd foreseen. / Your verse was weak, / your rapping stinks /flamboyantly employing these / trisyllabich rhymes. Pssh! I can match that easily! /
- [Anxiety looks at them both surprised]
- Logan: I'll beat you everytime, so you do not want to beef me, Princey! /
- [Thomas looks with open jaw]
- Logan: I drown out lesser emcees when I flow, there's no avoiding me. /
- [Anxiety looks at Princey with a smile of devious delight]
- Logan: Under pressure, I rise up
- [Anxiety is smiling and waving his head with his hood on]
- Logan: holler at your buoyancy! /
- [Dad cheers]
- Logan: Diadems are worn on capita. / I had this battle on lock like Attica! / You're through, go home, Princey, pack it up! /
- [Anxiety nods in agreement]
- Logan: I claimed to be the better bard and I backed it up!
- [Princey looks in silence to Logan, too stunned to react]
- Thomas: [stunned] Wow!
- Princey: Where... where did that come from?
- Logan: I have an appreciation for poetry.
- Dad: [squealing] Aaaawww!
- Anxiety: [taking his hood off] Well it would be an opportunity missed not to acknowledge that there is an actual rapper named Logic
- [pointing at Logan]
- Anxiety: and that was surprising...
- Thomas: [still stunned] Yeah...
- Anxiety: ...but that was clearly just a copy of "Epic Rap Battles of History".
- Logan: Yes, I was going to point that out...
- [smiling in delight]
- Logan: ... but I didn't want to miss this opportunity!
- Dad: Gee, Teach! You really *schooled* him!
- Logan: And you're next, I have just decided!