The Secret Life of Pets 2 (2019)
Patton Oswalt: Max
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Quotes
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Rooster : Why is the kid in a cage? Is there something wrong with him? Does he have the fever?
Max : That's Liam. He likes to run.
Rooster : So let him run.
Max : Well, Liam's super fast. We blink and he's up a tree.
Rooster : So then your kid's up a tree? What's the problem?
Max : Well, he could fall.
Rooster : He might.
Max : And he hurts himself.
Rooster : So he got really high up in this hypothetical tree.
Max : I, uh...
Rooster : He gets hurt, he learns not to do it again. You know how many electric cords I've chewed?
Max : Like, multiple cords?
Rooster : One. It shocked me. Walked backwards for a week, but I never chewed another cord again.
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Katie : Hey, Maxie. Let's go for a walk.
Max : [as he's going for a walk with Katie] Ah, I gotta admit this is nice.
[Max walks by another dog with its owner]
Dog : I don't want to go to the vet!
Max : Uh, the vet!
[he stops walking]
Max : No! No, no, no!
Katie : Come on, buddy!
Max : You tricked me!
[Katie pulls on Max's leash dragging him into the vet]
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Max : Gotta say, not a big fan of the farm.
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Max : [Setting off on a dangerous mission] I'm going to find my inner Rooster.
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Max : [comes up to him] Hey Rooster.
Rooster : Hey kid, good job today.
Max : Yeah? Well I... I got to admit I feel pretty good. I'm not so nervous around... the farm or you or... the turkey who won't stop folowing me!
Max : [looks at the turkey] Yeah, I SEE YOU, you weirdo!
Rooster : Hmmph.
[hops on top of the truck]
Max : Anyway I heard Katie say were leaving tomorrow... Oh uh...
Rooster : [Begins to howl]
Max : You want me to uh... You want me to go?
Rooster : [chuckles] Oh, it's just what we do out there. You wanna join me?
Max : [stammers] Oh but... Y-Yeah! Okay, cool!
[climbs up on top of the truck]
Rooster : Heh. You're ready to try. Awoooooooooooooooo!
Max : Awoooooo...
Rooster : Come on, kid, DEEPER, deep from your gut.
[joins in for a group howl]
Rooster : There you go.
Max : Heh.
[continues howling at the moon with Rooster]
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[first lines]
Max : Ah kids. Everybody loves them, right? You'll probably love kids.
Additional Voices : [his dog taking his sandwich] Hey!
Max : I gotta admit. I don't. That's me by the way. I'm Max. I'm the little dog right there, grateful I'm not being piled on by a horde of children.
Additional Voices : [runs to them falls off on the ground gets up chucking] Wait for me!
Max : [frustrated] Ugh, can you believe that?
Duke : Heh heh! Having your kid looks like fun.
Additional Voices : Nah man, it ain't fun. i'm telling you once the humans bring a kid home, you're life ain't the same.
Additional Voices : [saw them riding an Old English Sheepdog then a kid was shouting] Heh. Seen it a billion times.