- Harley Quinn: Hey, where am I?
- Green Arrow: You're in the Arrowcave. It's underground and leadlined. You should be safe for now.
- Harley Quinn: Ah! It's nice to be drugged and wake up to be handcuffed in a lair. Puddin' and I used to this every Thursday.
- Batman: You took his wife. You took his unborn child and his city. Why?
- Joker: After all these years, Batsy, you really need reasons from me?
- Batman: This has always been about us. Why do this to him?
- Joker: Because every time you and I play, I lose. So I thought I'd try our game on easy mode for once. And it was easy as beating a puppy to death with a kitten!
- Green Lantern: Please don't do something you'll regret for the rest of your life.
- Superman: I already have.