Animal Crackers (2017)
Gilbert Gottfried: Mario Zucchini
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Quotes
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Mario Zucchini : Okay - who has a cactus room in their house?
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Mario Zucchini : [skidding on his motorcycle] Mamma mia!
Mario Zucchini : [dodges a truck] Papa pia!
Mario Zucchini : [goes flying off the road] ZUCCHINI'S GONNA DIE-ARI...!
[lands in a manure pile]
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Chesterfield : [looking in the box] Always hard to find - like love, Waldo, a good Chinese restaurant... Ah-ha!
[pulls out a human shaped cracker]
Owen : [in bear form] Wait a minute - is that me?
Mario Zucchini : That is you!
Owen : In jeans!
Owen , Mario Zucchini : Tight jeans.
Chesterfield : It is you! Yessir - every time you eat an animal cookie, a human cookie appears in the box! To change back, you just eat it! Pretty good, huh?
Owen : You want me to eat... me?
Chesterfield : [holding up the cookie, high-pitched voice] Look at me! I'm Owen! My pants are high!
[low voice]
Chesterfield : My IQ is low.
Owen : Hey!
Chesterfield : Is for horses! Which you could turn into if you eat this one!
[holds up horse cracker]
Mario Zucchini : Okay, so, how do these things work?
Chesterfield : Gypsy curse, stale flower, radioactive sugar mites, who knows, who cares? It's magic! That's why the box always stays full!
Owen : [struggles to pick the cookie up in his bear claws] Okay, so I just... pick... little cookie-me up... and... um...
Chesterfield : [tosses it in his mouth] Down the hatch!
[Owen changes back]
Owen : I'm me!
Chesterfield : For better or worse! Mostly worse. In your case... definitely worse.