Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Prom (2014)
Nick Offerman: Ron Swanson
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Quotes
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Ron Swanson : I attended Prom with Susan Hoffler. Picked her up in my truck, we slow danced to a Merle Haggard song, and then I left early to go to my shift at the quarry. I was twelve years old. Never went again. Felt like I had outgrown it.
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Ron Swanson : I have tolerated Leslie's pro-government ways because her annoying kindness and generosity sneakily made me like her as a person. But I draw the line at corrupting America's youth.