Ron Swanson: If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.
Leslie Knope: No one from Eagleton has ever wanted to help anyone from Pawnee for any reason. In 1988, we were hit by a tornado. We asked Eagleton for help, and they claimed they weren't home. An entire town claimed they weren't home.
Ron Swanson: I hate all of this, which probably means it's good for your business.