- Tom Haverford: Hey Chris Cross, can we change the music? It sounds like the ending to a movie where a monk commits suicide.
- Chris Traeger: It is.
- Leslie Knope: Ann, looks like you already met Jeff!
- Jeff: Well, you didn't tell me your friend was so beautiful.
- Ann Perkins: Aww, thanks Jeff!
- Jeff: Not as beautiful as my sister, but you know the law.
- [chuckles]
- Ann Perkins: [grossed out] Whaat?
- Leslie Knope: No Jeff...
- Ron Swanson: Thank you all for being here. Let's get started.
- Leslie Knope: Wow. Great attitude, Ron.
- Ron Swanson: Sorry, I was talking to these ribs.
- Leslie Knope: Hey, you're here.
- April Ludgate: And I brought a bachelor.
- [gestures to Oren]
- Leslie Knope: Are you kidding me?
- April Ludgate: No.
- Leslie Knope: You brought Oren? Ann is not some weird, morose mummy. Offense intended, Oren; let this be a wake-up call about the way you present yourself to the world.