Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Media Blitz (2011)
Nick Offerman: Ron Swanson
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Quotes
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Ron Swanson : Do you fish, April?
April Ludgate : No. Fish are gross.
Ron Swanson : Let me give you a piece of fishing advice.
April Ludgate : I said I don't...
Ron Swanson : When you have a fish on the line, you don't just drag it behind the boat. You either reel it in, or you cut him loose. Especially if he's a nice fish with a big lovable fish heart.
April Ludgate : You don't know what you're talking about.
Ron Swanson : Maybe not. Maybe you really do hate Andy. Maybe moving to Indianapolis just to get revenge on him is a really good idea. What do I know?
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April Ludgate : [as Ron types loudly on his typewriter] Okay, somebody's got to do something. I'm getting a cluster headache.
Jerry Gergich : Oh, whoa, whoa, he's leaving!
Tom Haverford : Let's go! I'm gonna throw it away!
[Tries to lift the typewriter]
Tom Haverford : No, I'm not. It weighs a billion tons.
Jerry Gergich : What is he typing anyway?
Donna Meagle : [Reading] 'If you sons of bitches try to remove this typewriter, I'll kill you.'
Ron Swanson : I'm going to type every word I know! Rectangle! America! Megaphone! Monday! Butthole!