Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Flu Season (2011)
Aubrey Plaza: April Ludgate
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Quotes
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April Ludgate : What?
Ann Perkins : [Looks at watch] 3... 2... 1, and my shift is over. What the fuck is your problem?
April Ludgate : Whoa, I thought you weren't gonna lose it.
Ann Perkins : While I was on duty, I didn't! Now it's just me. I get that you're mad that I kissed Andy, okay? But it was a moment of confusion, and it was a mistake. And I'm very sorry. You want to hate me forever?
April Ludgate : Okay.
Ann Perkins : Fine! You know what? I don't care! But you shouldn't take it out on Andy, because he really likes you, and he did nothing wrong. And just for the record, I'm starting to hate you too!
[Leaves April's hospital room]
April Ludgate : [to camera] That's the most I've ever liked Ann.
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[April is smiling at the camera as she presses on her buzzer]
Ann Perkins : Hey April. I thought you could use some pillows?
April Ludgate : Are you trying to smother me?
April Ludgate : [grabbing a butter knife from the food tray] Help! This lady nurse is trying to smother me to death with a pillow!
Ann Perkins : Okay, never mind.
April Ludgate : Stay back! Slut!
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Ann Perkins : Hey, April. I saw that you called for me, what can I do for you?
April Ludgate : I need more flu medicine.
Ann Perkins : Oh, an actual request. Well, you can't have any, that stuff is powerful. No extra doses.
April Ludgate : I didn't take any. Leslie came in here and stole it and left.