Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Jerry's Painting (2011)
Aubrey Plaza: April Ludgate
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Quotes
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Ben Wyatt : [teaching April and Andy how to do laundry] OK! You always separate your lights from your darks.
April Ludgate : That's racist.
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April Ludgate : [to Ben, who's thinking of moving in with April and Andy] We have a couple of house rules, though. You can't use the front door; you have to climb in through the back window. No personal phone conversations. If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal "usted." And no electricity after 6:00 PM. A couple more rules: if you ever watch a sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you've been crying. There's no noise allowed on Mondays. And no TV after breakfast.
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Ben Wyatt : Were you frying marbles?
Andy Dwyer : We were testing to see if the smoke detector worked.
April Ludgate : It doesn't.
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Andy Dwyer : Not to sound like I'm bad because you're my boss and my friend, but I would hit that.
April Ludgate : Me too.