"Parks and Recreation" Soulmates (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

Amy Poehler: Leslie Knope

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Quotes 

  • Leslie Knope : Alright, be honest Tom: how did you and I get matched up

    [on hoosiermate.com] 

    Leslie Knope : ?

    Tom Haverford : I created 26 different profiles, each designed to attract a different type of girl. Tom A. Haverford - sporty and sexy. Tom B. Haverford - smooth and soulful. Which letter did you get?

    Leslie Knope : N, Tom N. Haverford.

    Tom Haverford : Ha! The N stands for nerd! I never even check that one because no one ever responds to it. Tom N. Haverford collects globes. His favorite movie is books.

    Leslie Knope : Donna?

    [Donna comes up to Tom and kisses him on the mouth] 

    Leslie Knope : Every time I want you to shut up from now on.

  • Ann Perkins : What's up?

    Leslie Knope : What's wrong with me? Why do good guys hate me and gross guys love me? Diagnose me, you're a nurse.

    Ann Perkins : There's nothing wrong with you. You're an intelligent, classy, attractive woman, but for whatever reason, right now, only douchey guys are buying what you're selling.

    Leslie Knope : So I should go and ask them what they think it is I'm selling.

    [pause, nods] 

    Leslie Knope : A douche-vestigation.

  • Leslie Knope : I don't know if the online thing is for me. I prefer to meet people in person. It's like door number two on Let's Make a Deal: do you want the thing that you have, that you know you like, but is it perfect? Or, do you give it up for what's behind door number two?

    [pause] 

    Leslie Knope : I think I like what I have.

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