Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Soulmates (2011)
Nick Offerman: Ron Swanson
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Quotes
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Chris Traeger : Have you ever had a turkeyburger?
Ron Swanson : Is that a fried turkey leg wrapped inside a burger? Because if so, then yes. Delicious.
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Ron Swanson : Challenge accepted. If I win, hamburgers stay on the menu.
Chris Traeger : And if I win, what do I get?
Ron Swanson : The rarest jewel of all: victory over me, Ron Swanson.
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Ron Swanson : I love Food and Stuff. It's where I buy all of my food. And most of my stuff.
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Ron Swanson : I'm not planning to buy anything here. I buy all my hamburgers at Food and Stuff, a place equidistant from my home and work. I'm here for the same reason people go to zoos.
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Chris Traeger : A turkey burger. You take lean, ground turkey meat, and you make that into a burger, instead of red meat.
Ron Swanson : Why would anyone do that to themselves?