Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Go Big or Go Home (2011)
Amy Poehler: Leslie Knope
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Quotes
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Leslie Knope : Our budget's been slashed to zero. I tried to buy fertilizer the other day for the soccer field. Request denied. We literally can't buy shit.
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[discussing Ann's date with Chris]
Ann Perkins : And how, exactly, am I supposed to casually steer the conversation towards the parks department's budget?
Leslie Knope : Okay, it's totally easy. Tell you what: you be Chris, I'll be you, I'll show you how it's done.
Ann Perkins : Okay.
Ann Perkins : [as Chris] Ann Perkins! You are wonderful and amazing, and I am happy to be here with you!
Leslie Knope : [as Ann] Thank you, Chris. I'm wearing a tuxedo vest with no shirt on underneath. Uh-oh...
Ann Perkins : [as Chris] Can I get you a drink? I love every single beverage in the world!
Leslie Knope : [as Ann] I would like some wine, and oops! My vest popped open, just like the budget needs to pop open and you to pour it into my parks department.
[long pause]
Ann Perkins : Great!