- Barney Stinson: [Barney brags about his usual picture pose] I always look drop dead, stone-cold amazing... unlike Marshall, who just looks dead, stoned, and cold.
- Marshall Eriksen: [Marshall is livid that Amanda wrote Lily's age and name wrong in her birthday cake] 42nd? Does this
- [gestures to Lily]
- Marshall Eriksen: hot piece of ass look 42 to you? Or does she look like her name is Lori?
- Lily Aldrin: No Marshall, it's okay.
- Marshall Eriksen: No Lily it's not okay! Ted, get this stranger out of my house.
- Amanda: I'm so sorry...
- Marshall Eriksen: OUT!
- [points thumb at door]
- Marshall Eriksen: Ted, you were supposed to bring a cheesecake, but instead you bring two grocery bags and a woman we've never seen before.
- Barney Stinson: The camera loves me Robin - more than loves me the camera lusts me. The camera wants to put on some nice lingerie, pop in an Al Green CD, dim the lights, and do me as I lie there with my eyes closed.
- Barney Stinson: It is physically impossible for me to take a bad picture - I don't know why, just ask God.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Fun fact. Each year my mom has Easter tea with her friend named Bunny. Okay not that fun.