Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Practice Date (2009)
Aubrey Plaza: April Ludgate
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Quotes
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Donna Meagle : You guys will never believe what I just found on Jerry's Facebook.
April Ludgate : A friend. Burn.
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Leslie Knope : Hey, guys. What are you guys doing?
April Ludgate : Trying to see who has the least amount of dirt on them in case someone wants to run for office.
Dave Sanderson : Oh, well, it ain't Jerry, that's for sure. He's got a couple of 3-5-9s on him. Public urination.
Jerry Gergich : I don't like this game. Just don't like it.
[Jerry leaves the office]
Dave Sanderson : He's probably gonna anger pee in the courtyard.
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Tom Haverford : Hey, Donna, let me ask you something: Do you hate black people?
Donna Meagle : Excuse me?
Tom Haverford : 'Cause apparently, in 1988, you donated money to the presidential campaign for... David Duke!
April Ludgate : The KKK guy?
Donna Meagle : I got a phone call. They said he would lower taxes.