Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Practice Date (2009)
Jim O'Heir: Jerry Gergich
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Quotes
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Leslie Knope : Hey, guys. What are you guys doing?
April Ludgate : Trying to see who has the least amount of dirt on them in case someone wants to run for office.
Dave Sanderson : Oh, well, it ain't Jerry, that's for sure. He's got a couple of 3-5-9s on him. Public urination.
Jerry Gergich : I don't like this game. Just don't like it.
[Jerry leaves the office]
Dave Sanderson : He's probably gonna anger pee in the courtyard.
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Jerry Gergich : Hey, Mark! Umm, a little birdie told me that you have one unpaid parking ticket.
Mark Brendanawicz : That's funny because a little birdie told *me* that your adoptive mother was arrested for marijuana possession.
Donna Meagle : [laughing] Oh, snap!
Jerry Gergich : What?
Mark Brendanawicz : You didn't know that, huh?
[long pause]
Jerry Gergich : I didn't know I was adopted...
[long pause]
Mark Brendanawicz : Oh no, oh Jerry. Oh, Jerry, I am so sorry.
Jerry Gergich : I really didn't wanna play.
[Jerry leaves]
Mark Brendanawicz : That was not my intention.
Tom Haverford : It's not your fault; he totally baited you with that unpaid parking ticket.