- Ngoc Lan Tran: Other night on boat, what kind of fuck you give me?
- Paul Safranek: What?
- Ngoc Lan Tran: What kind of fuck you give me?
- Paul Safranek: What kind? I don't...
- Ngoc Lan Tran: American people, eight kind of fuck. Love fuck, hate fuck, sex-only fuck, break-up fuck, make-up fuck, drunk fuck, buddy fuck, pity fuck.
- Dusan Mirkovic: Friends tell friends the truth. Okay, maybe sometimes I'm a little bit asshole, but the world needs assholes. Otherwise where would shit go out.
- Dr. Jorgen Asbjørnsen: Nature is such a patient sculptor - grinding a tiny bit each day slowly, slowly for thousands of years to make such a supremely beautiful thing.
- [overcome with sadness]
- Dr. Jorgen Asbjørnsen: What a waste. What a dreadful waste.
- Paul Safranek: If I don't do this, who am I? I mean, really. Who am I?
- Ngoc Lan Tran: You Paul Safranek. You good man!
- Dusan Mirkovic: Yes, maybe I am a little bit asshole, but the world needs assholes. Otherwise where would the shit go out?
- Paul Safranek: [Paul is stoned out of his mind after taking a drug at a party. He walks up behind a random man and announces this to him] I'm gonna take off my shoes!
- [the next shot shows him dancing barefoot on the dance floor]
- Drunk Guy at Bar: Oh, well, jeez, let's see, um... You don't buy as many products, you're not paying as much sales tax, some of you aren't even paying any income tax. I mean, you're not really participating in our economy, are you?
- [first lines]
- Dr. Andreas Jacobsen: [in Danish to technician who has rushed into his office] Yes, Jørgen?
- Dr. Jorgen Asbjørnsen: [in Norwegian] We have it... Andreas, we have it... It works!
- [the embrace]