Green Lantern (2011)
Taika Waititi: Tom Kalmaku
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Quotes
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Hal Jordan : He said the ring chose me. He was it was a great honor, responsibility...
Thomas Kalmaku : Responsibility? You?
Hal Jordan : Yeah.
Thomas Kalmaku : Well, maybe on their planet "responsibility" just means "asshole."
Hal Jordan : Let's hope so.
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Thomas Kalmaku : A racetrack?
Hal Jordan : Yeah.
Thomas Kalmaku : Hmm. That's the best you could come up with for your first big appearance, a racetrack?
Hal Jordan : Oh, I'm sorry, did I disappoint you? I materialized a track out of pure energy, saving hundreds, and you're disappointed. I'm sorry about that.
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Thomas Kalmaku : Let me get this straight. This thing that's out there, attacking planets, is connected to Hector?
Hal Jordan : Some how it infected him after it killed Abin Sur.
Carol Ferris : Well, you're just gonna have to stop it.
Hal Jordan : Oh, just gonna have to stop it! Well, I tried that and I failed and the Senator died. I told you the ring made a mistake.
Carol Ferris : Wait, go back. How did the ring make a mistake?
Hal Jordan : The one thing that a Green Lantern is supposed to be is fearless. Fearless, is the job description. That isn't me.
Carol Ferris : So you're just gonna walk away again? Explain this to me, Hal. Please explain to me, just once, why?
Hal Jordan : Because I'm afraid!
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[Hal shoots down the X-97 Sabre IIIs]
Thomas Kalmaku : Yes!
[clears throats]
Thomas Kalmaku : Um, I mean, damn it, Hal.
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Thomas Kalmaku : What happens now?
Hal Jordan : I go looking for trouble!
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Hal Jordan : [flying against the X-97 Sabre IIIs] Tom, what the hell do you feed those things?
Thomas Kalmaku : F-35s, what else?
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Hal Jordan : Now, pay attention...
[puts the ring on his finger and suits up]
Thomas Kalmaku : Whoa, green, wow!
[both laugh]
Hal Jordan : I know, right? Not bad, eh?
Thomas Kalmaku : You're a super hero! Don't they always get the girl?