- Ron Jon: OK Mr. Nosey.
- Ron Jon: If you must know, back in Mumbai I was the best second story man in the business.
- Ron Jon: The stealing shit business, OK?
- Ron Jon: What, you don't think Indian Crime can be organized?
- Ron Jon: Indians are very organized.
- Ron Jon: Shall I show you how non-violent I can be?
- Ron Jon: You think Indians can only drive a cab and fix your computer.
- Ron Jon: Well let me tell you something; I did drive a cab.
- Ron Jon: And I can fix your computer, but I can also cut your throat.
- Ron Jon: Shall I show you Mr. Zig Zog?
- Tommy: Oh, I don't think I'm more important than Jesus, but unless he can miracle a baby up into my wife's vagina then I gotta take a pass.