Magnum, P.I. (TV Series)
Of Sound Mind (1983)
John Hillerman: Jonathan Quayle Higgins
Quotes
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Jonathan Quayle Higgins III : [Magnum is "playing" the saxophone] Magnum... Magnum!... Magnum!
Thomas Sullivan Magnum, IV : Hi, Higgins!
Jonathan Quayle Higgins III : How fiendishly deceptive of you, Magnum. I could have sworn I was hearing the emasculation of a large rodent. To my great surprise, I see the sounds are emanating from what I thought was a harmless musical instrument.
Thomas Sullivan Magnum, IV : Cute, Higgins, real cute.
[plays sax again]
Jonathan Quayle Higgins III : Why, Magnum? Why do this terrible thing?
Thomas Sullivan Magnum, IV : Higgins, I'll have you know I was very good. I was the second best sax player in my High School band.
Jonathan Quayle Higgins III : Well, how many sax players were there?
Thomas Sullivan Magnum, IV : Anyway, I just saw this in a pawn shop window and thought I'd like to try and get my chops back.
Jonathan Quayle Higgins III : May I suggest that your "chops" are irretrievable.
Thomas Sullivan Magnum, IV : Higgins, did you come here just to abuse me?